Fuzzy Chest Times
The most exciting scenes from Mexican horror stories I’ve never read
Extract: “While hiking through the Tyrolean Alps, two newlyweds stumble upon a genial iceman. As they stay in his neolithic chalet, the husband becomes intoxicated by both his lichen schnapps and homespun wisdom. Meanwhile, his wife’s latent objectum sexuality blossoms — she becomes enamored of the fresh Alpine air. In perhaps the world’s most unconventional divorce, Org and Jaime give Tatiana to the sky. She climaxes while in freefall, bringing this tender tale of erotic self-discovery to an unlikely conclusion.”

The most exciting scenes from Mexican horror stories I’ve never read

Extract: “While hiking through the Tyrolean Alps, two newlyweds stumble upon a genial iceman. As they stay in his neolithic chalet, the husband becomes intoxicated by both his lichen schnapps and homespun wisdom. Meanwhile, his wife’s latent objectum sexuality blossoms — she becomes enamored of the fresh Alpine air. In perhaps the world’s most unconventional divorce, Org and Jaime give Tatiana to the sky. She climaxes while in freefall, bringing this tender tale of erotic self-discovery to an unlikely conclusion.”